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Bush On Vacation, 2001

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You know, if Bush likes his ranch so much and can't get enough vacation, there's a way for citizens to grant his wish this November. Why keep the poor guy in Washington doing his job when he'd prefer much more clearing brush and watching his dog play?

Right after 9/11 I was thinking of Bush's August vacation that year. He was down at the ranch, noodling around, who knows what. They sent him out once in a while just to make it look good, but for the most part he was taking it easy. Lots of R & R. From Al Franken's latest book Liars, of which at least one chapter is on the internet: As he told a $1,000-a-plate crowd at a fund-raiser in June [2001], "Washington, D.C., is a great place to work, but Texas is a great place to relax."

But leave it to Osama bin Laden to have a work ethic! While George the Jolly Rancher frolicked with his dog, OBL was actively working in the shadows. First we have George, from the Franken book: On August 25, still on the ranch, Bush discussed with reporters the differences between his two dogs. "Spot's a good runner. You know, Barney-terriers are bred to go into holes and pull out varmint. And Spotty chases birds. Spotty's a great water dog." Then we have OBL: 'Wire the money! Get the flight training! Are the tickets bought yet? There's no one on your trail, right?' [That's our characterization, not actual OBL quotes, insofar as we know.]


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